when you surprise a bitch in spanish
a band so indie they don’t even record together. you have to buy 5 separate albums and listen to them at the same time
I just want a fucking family. Not a mother that moves around every 3 months and expects her kids to support her financially all the time. And a brother that can show just an ounce of respect.
comin onto your man like
I’m not only your biggest fan, I’m also your whole ac unit
God is good in every single season you have every been in and in every season you will ever be in. Don’t be so eager to move on to the next big thing God will do in your life. Slow down and make sure you realize what He is doing in your life right this instant.
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”